Texas Stampede
I got some photos of the Texas Stampede in downtown Dallas today. It is a quick dude cattle drive down Main Street that they do every year.
It started off with a couple of guys whose job it is to tell you that this is a cattle drive and drone on about the sponsers. Wee.
Next came the hotties. Oh yeah, Texas women in chaps on horseback.
Also in attendance was Miss Texas.
Okay, ladies, there was some crusty guy on the chuckwagon. And another hottie.
Fine. Cowboys.
Of course, you can’t have a cattle drive without cattle.
But we all know cattle drives are really about the ladies.
Dallas’ finest were there keeping the peace. It is hard to tell in the photo, but he was giving me the hairy eyeball while I took this photo. Either he doesn’t like people taking pictures of him, or he’s a really good judge of character.
And of course, Laura Miller was there too.
Dammit. All our Michigan women are ugly.