Archive for February 2007


Someone should have told this loon that when you start trying to do things like bomb manshake, you have to remember that if the enemy is in range, so are you.

Nanny State

Australia plans to ban Easy-Bake Ovens.

Political Humor Shows

This is bad, really bad, and I don’t know why anyone expected anything else. This isn’t that hard to figure out.  This show is bad for the same reason that Air America was bad.  They are running this operation ass-backwards.  You start out with a show that is funny, and you political it up.  You don’t start with a show that is political and try to funny it up.  Air America screwed it up by thinking, “hey, they are making a bunch of money by being right wing on talk radio, we can make a lot of money being left wing!”  No, you can’t.  They are making a lot of money by being entertaining, and right-wing is the sideline.  Fox apparently looked at the Daily Show and said, “hey, they are making a lot of money being left-wing on cable television, we can make a lot of money being right-wing!”  No, you can’t.  They are making a lot of money by being entertaining, and left-wing is the sideline.

Funny is hard to do.  Funny every freaking day is even harder.  (Ask Frank J.)  When you limit yourself by setting up these boundries (we are going to do funny left-wing radio or funny right-wing TV) then you are missing the point.  Be funny first, and if your type of funny leans one way or the other, great.  But you aren’t funny enough to start handicapping yourself.  And if you start to think that you are funny enough that you can handicap yourself with an ideology and still bring the funny, just look at what a train-wreck the Simpsons has been since Season Six.

Joe Rogan VS Carlos Mencia

QQ more nub.  Rogan is f-in pathetic.  Carlos pwns you in the face.  If you were half as funny as you think you are, everyone would already know your joke and Carlos wouldn’t have a chance to steal it.

(Via Ace)

The Scientific Climate

If a scientist holds a view that isn’t accepted by the loudest commenters, then it is OK for a Democratic governer to take the position that person holds, make it a government job, and then remove that person in order to put someone in that the loudest commenters approve of. This because the “state needs a consistent message”.

If a scientist holds a view that isn’t accepted by the Federal agency that he works for, then it is “the heavy hand of censorship” that is “creating an atmosphere of intimidation and fear” for someone working under a Republican President to make a scientist wait a few months to publish what he wanted to publish right then.

I’m glad I got that cleared up.

Hat Tip: Q & O

You have no jurisdiction… on the moon.


If you can be guilty of a felony because you do something that the police are too stupid to understand, then we are all well and truly fucked.
(Via Radley)

The Mooninites are here to kick your ass