You have no jurisdiction… on the moon.


If you can be guilty of a felony because you do something that the police are too stupid to understand, then we are all well and truly fucked.
(Via Radley)


  1. Phelps says:

    This page is the bomb!

    (Okay, that was almost too lame for me to say.)

  2. guy in the UNLV Jacket says:

    Somebody shut this page down, there is a bomb on it.

  3. Mexigogue says:

    I like when that Arab guy had a penis pump at airport screening. And when security asked him what it was was he tried to say “pump” it came out “bumb” (because Arabic has no P sound) and they thought he was saying “bomb”. My bad if we’ve already discussed this, I can’t remember.

  4. Phelps says:

    The version I read was that he just didn’t want to admit what it was because he was flying with his mother and would rather be arrested by them than caught by her.

  5. Mexigogue says:

    That was the original story. The update was that “pump” came out sounding like “bomb”. That’s why charges were dropped.

  6. Mexigogue says:

    Oops. I guess charges were NOT dropped.

  7. HMT says:

    Phelps, all kidding aside (not really)

    America the “best” country in the world?

  8. Phelps says:

    Are you asking if America is the best country in the world? Hell yes. That isn’t even an endorsement of America — it is an indictment of the rest of the world.