He’s a Real Man’s Man

And here’s 25 skills every man should know according to Phelps:

  1. Stop arterial bleeding
  2. Hit the 10 ring with iron sights
  3. Order a martini
  4. Tell a joke
  5. Put out a grease fire
  6. Read a children’s book aloud with funny voices
  7. Grill a steak
  8. Change a door lock
  9. Look good in a suit
  10. Set a digital clock
  11. Make eye contact
  12. Patch sheetrock
  13. Make a paper airplane
  14. Make a toast
  15. Throw a punch (doesn’t matter if they see it coming, Mexi.)
  16. Tie a sailor’s hitch.
  17. Tie a tie
  18. Accept a compliment
  19. The Shocker
  20. Split wood
  21. Hang a picture frame
  22. Standing leg sweep
  23. Compose a photograph
  24. Drive a stick
  25. Climb a fence

12 Comments

  1. Mexigogue says:

    I would have said the ability to unhook a bra one-handed. I’ve always been able to do that but that’s because I put a bra on myself when I was like 12. Don’t ask.

  2. Vivian says:

    I would have said the ability to unhook a bra one-handed. I’ve always been able to do that but that’s because I put a bra on myself when I was like 12. Don’t ask.

    That the list of Fonzie skills

  3. Northe says:

    What about how to throw any type of ball, foot or base, athletically? Cuz I’m tellin you right now.. those that can’t lose their man card.

  4. DirtCrashr says:

    Wheelie a motorcycle without crashing it.

  5. Phelps says:

    You’re an idiot. Stupid teenage boys wheelie motorcycles. Men ride them in a civilized manner.

    Spin the wheel!

  6. DirtCrashr says:

    Good luck riding off-road on a dirtbike then…

  7. mexigogue says:

    Doing a wheelie. Jeez, and I thought the bra thing was gay.

  8. Dale Osborn says:

    “Hit the 10 ring with iron sights”

    From what distance?

  9. Phelps says:

    Depends on how far away the target is.

  10. Dale Osborn says:

    !

  11. DirtCrashr says:

    200 yards

  12. triticale says:

    Depends also on the firearm. When my son, then 16, hit the 10 ring, 10 times, a hole you could cover with a dime, the fact that he was shooting a .22 balanced the fact that the range was 25 yards.