Ron Paul for President of Azeroth

This post — well, the title, actually, got me thinking about Ron Paul for president of Azeroth.  I could actually vote for him there.  All of the reasons I wouldn’t vote for him here don’t matter there.

Security is a non-issue.  Azeroth still uses the militia for its primary security, and isolationism is a perfectly viable plan there.  In fact, Azerothian citizens generally go out looking for a fight.

The realm is already on the gold standard, and just like everywhere that is, the economy is mostly run by miners.

No one uses the voice chat on WoW, so we don’t have to hear him, and we are used to seeing bombast and bluster in chat channels.

Azeroth has no restrictions on the right to bear arms (or explosives, either.)

So Ron Paul really is the perfect man for president… of Azeroth.

3 Comments

  1. R says:

    What is Ron Paul going to do about the recent 300+ queues I’ve experienced when logging on to my realm? That’s what I am concerned about.

  2. Phelps says:

    He will let the free market decide by allowing people to transfer to lower pop servers, you communist.

  3. R says:

    Only if he can guarantee solid world PvP action on those low pop servers.