Ron Paul Is Too Nerdy To Be President

Watch these Brownshirts Harrass and chase Sean Hannity.  That, my friends, is a cult of personality.  And Ron Paul is too nerdy to use it.

Look, it’s a basic part of the phenomenon.  You start a cult, you get some strange from the cult.  That is how it works.  From Georgetown to David Koresh to Ayn Rand to… hell, to Kucinich, when you start a cult you fuck one of the hotter cultists.

If Ron Paul wants to have any chance of a successful cult, there better be some rumors of an affair with a butterface in his campaign somewhere, or he is flat incompetent.

2 Comments

  1. Clearly Ron Paul should be President. And we can join the cult and wear those nifty little white coats with no armholes and drool alot.

  2. mexigogue says:

    Sunuvabitch, I thought a soccer match was gonna break out!