Fucking A

Hat Tip: Classical Values

6 Comments

  1. Phelps, my love,
    I am usually fan-fucking-tastic with deciphering accents, but all I heard on that video was “Blah Blah Blah Russia, Blah Blah Blah Georgia, Blah Blah John F Kennedy years ago, Blah Blah.”

    I am hoping he said that Americans would stand behind Georgia, since they’re being rudely invaded by those Russian fuckers?

    Maybe it’s because I took a Sudafed this AM – sinus headache. Can’t concentrate.

  2. Oh. And is that insanely talented Michael Phelps related to you?

    Just a thought.

  3. Phelps says:

    “I tell you that two minutes ago, Russian military aircraft bombed (Lilibes?)’s civilian population adding to the many civilian casualties in Georgia. Prior to the assault this morning, Russian jets continued to bomb the entire territory of Georgia, from east to west. Here we are saying, ‘this is the nation of Georgia, and you — all Europeans — see, that we do not surrender.’ 60 years ago, President Kennedy said in Berlin, ‘if you want to see something about freedom, come to Berlin.’ Today, we tell to you, if you want to know something about freedom, come to Georgia. Come to Georgia!”

    I’m not related to anyone actually named Phelps, Fred or Michael.

  4. Phelps says:

    It’s funny, every time he competes I get a ton of hits from queer searches. (I think that queer is the preferred nomenclature right now.)

  5. Gracias, mi amigo. ‘Preciate ya for the translation.