I wish that Texas was a battleground state, so I could ask Sarah Palin the defining judgment call of our generation.

DLR or Haggar?

And no voting “present”.


  1. mexigogue says:

    What about Curly or Shemp?

  2. Phelps says:

    Apparently Obama was asked “Beatles or Stones” and he replied Stones, proving that he is a complete and total buttbag.