Media Style Guide

Just in case any of you media types forgot:

That’s “chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week, and a body toned by regular treadmill runs and basketball games.”

This, on the other hand:

That’s fat.

Keep them straight.


  1. R says:

    Mmmm, JLH.

  2. Yeah. I’ve been meaning to post on this one – excellent catch, Phelps. That two-facedness in the media makes me want to vomit. I posted about that crap with J Lo Hew one time – I think it’s a crock of shit the way people went on and on about her. She’s pretty and looks just fine. End of story. And if she’s “fat”, God help the rest of society.

    But OH!Bama….ohhhhhh, he’s Captain America / Mr Universe. He’s sculpted, dude. Totally yoked.