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Rep. Joe Wilson (R-S.C.), who shouted “you lie!” at President Obama during his Wednesday night address to Congress, admitted to regularly consuming caffeine pills in 2007.

If he had just snorted coke and smoked pot in college, he could be president.

Oooh, here’s another lead for you.  I heard that he has a collection of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Editions hidden under his bathroom sink.

Fucking putzes.  I guess this counts as “journalism” now.

2 Comments

  1. Kristin says:

    NoDOZ, some kind of vice. If we kick all of congress out I think we should also axe the majority of journalist as well.

  2. mexigogue says:

    The other I idea I had was maybe they thought caffeine made that guy like Tweek on Southpark where he was so hyper he would just blurt things out. Hahahhahahahaha!