Patriot Act

Bush 2.0.

I’m sure all you guys who opposed Bush’s unconstitutional power grabs are opposed to this one, too, right?

Right?  Bueller?  Bueller?


  1. As long he doesn’t expand the hell out of it like Obama did with TARP and the Porkulous.

  2. mexigogue says:

    This reminds me of the time some Shi’ites were complaining to some Sunni scholars that the prophet Muhammad’s nephew Ali had been cheated out of some of his inheritance by the original caliphate. The Sunni asked the Shi’ite (stop me if you’ve heard this one before) who the name of the person who initiated the injustice. He replied Abu Bakr (the first caliph) and then he asked if Umar (the second caliph) continued the injustice to which the reply was yes. Then he asked who the next caliph was and the answer (of course) was Uthman. Again he asked if Uthman continued the injustice and again the answer was yes. At this point the Shi’ite got nervous because he knew that the next Caliph was the Prophet’s nephew Ali which then would have begged the question of whether Ali then continued the injustice against himself, so the Shi’ite was you oh nvm. This case (Obama & the Patriot Act) is just like that but it’s a much shorter story.

  3. I’m still opposed to it. I also knew this is what would happen when Obama was complaining about the Patriot Act prior to his election. Of course, that’s why I voted for Ron Paul.

  4. R says:

    Hilarious, Mexi.

  5. Phelps says:

    No, Muslim jokes are never hilarious.