Dear Republicans

Don’t get the big head.  Here’s the deal.

We took a bite from your end of the shit sandwich this time because it looked to be a lot less runny than the other end, and you kept saying that there’s so much more bread and not so much turd on your end.  Not like last time, where the first bite was okay, and then it was all turd soup and soggy bun.

What am I trying to say?  I’m saying that if this end goes squish too, then we’re gonna stop eating at this deli.  Maybe find a nice Tea Room somewhere.


  1. I’ve heard this every two years for the last decade. And in two years they’ll all line up and vote R and once again swear that THIS time is absolutely the last chance.

  2. Phelps says:

    The dems were saying similar things about six months ago.