Obama’s Diet

America: We’re too fat! We have to go on a diet!

Obama: Fine, we’ll cut back.

America: You have two handfuls of jelly beans RIGHT NOW!

Obama: I said I’ll cut back!

(Puts one handful back. Starts eating the other handful.)

America: STOP IT!

(Grabs another half a handful.)

Obama: Cuddin bagh!

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