For the Record

My beard is not ironic. I can change a tire.  Changed the wife’s oil this weekend, in fact.  (Not a euphemism.)  I shave the beard down to a goatee in the summer.  The only “product” that goes in my facial hair is wax that goes on the mustache only.  And yes, I wash it with Irish Spring.

As far as I am concerned, if you have a beard and an earring, you better be a pirate.


  1. I’m the pirate in this marriage…

  2. baldilocks says:

    Hey Phelps.

    Just want to say hello. It’s been a while. God bless.